
being late is fashionable
are you constantly late or cancelling plans last-minute with your friends? then our german railway collection is perfect for you. it turns the DBSM's everyday absurdity into tees, socks, & mugs, each manifesting the “ich verstehe nur bahnhof” philosophy to celebrate the art of not knowing if your train (or your destination) even exists.
a scientific revolution
the german train system is humanity's most important scientific breakthrough, and revolutionised many fields of academia, including physics, chemistry, engineering, philosophy, and many more.
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theory of railativity
german train stations are the perfect example of einstein's theory of relativity. just like black holes, they have the power to warp space and time around them. five minutes at the platform is equivalent to five hours in the real world.
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quantum probability
not only schrödinger's cat used to be dead and alive at the same time. german trains, just like this chronically undecided feline, can also be simultaneously punctual, delayed or cancelled, depending on whether the observer is on a hurry.
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ethics and philosophy
imagine there's five people chained to one track and one person chained to the other, with a high-speed train moving towards them. would you pull a lever so that the train only kills one person? when the train is delayed, you won't have to!
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pharmacy & chemistry
german train stations are the birthplace of the world's most advanced pharmaceutical breakthroughs, including highly addictive substances such as track cocaine, ICEcstasy, and mettbrötchen.
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computer science
by replacing ticketing employees with advanced vending machines, the german state railways revolutionised the field of information technology, and might soon even replace their ancestral fax machines.
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behavioural economics
do you have a reservation? do you NEED a reservation? then watch yourself getting thrown out of a train, as random-reward loops and “dynamic pricing” make commuters gamble away paychecks for a ticket to karlsruhe.
order before it's too late
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trolley problem?
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bahnana (small)
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theory of railativity
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kinky train
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bahnana hat
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dbsm logo (small)
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dbsm cord hat
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schrödinger's train mug
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ticketß socks
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sleepy trolley problem
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trolley problem (no text version)
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dbsm train
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schrödinger's train (quantum size)
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dbsm airpods case
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schrödinger's train
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kinky train socks
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ich verstehe nur bahnhof
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trolley problem mug
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bahnana airpods case
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dbsm train hoodie
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bahnana socks
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dbsm sticker
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bdsm hoodie
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trolley problem socks
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dbsm socks
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dbsm bundle
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feeling like a german train
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