
help little hans avoid twink death
happy birthday, little hans! 🥳 but wait. a birthday ?that means he's in danger! 😭 because, if he keeps ageing, he'll soon be facing twink death ☠️ so he released a bunch of bundles and special pride merch to help him afford his very expensive skincare routine, hoping to still remain a twink after turning 25.
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little hans' birthday bundle
Regular price €39Regular priceUnit price / per -
daddy poseidon's victory bundle
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german train bundle
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foot fetish bundle
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lobotomy (funky edition)
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hans socks
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don't peg me
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better late than cancelled
a collection about german trains – the perfect fit if you're never on time.
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trolley problem?
Regular price €29Regular priceUnit price / per -
bahnana (small)
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theory of railativity
Regular price €29Regular priceUnit price / per -
kinky train
Regular price €29Regular priceUnit price / per -
bahnana hat
Regular price €29Regular priceUnit price / per

water you wearing?
daddy poseidon's liquid new collection
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la mia vita è sbagliata
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poseidon surfing
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basic bitch spritz
Regular price €34Regular priceUnit price / per -
still, sparkling or bitter?
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lecker bierchen
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arsonist negroni
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your aß is in retrograde
an aßtrological collection for all twelve signs
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eat (pray love) aß
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i ❤️ eating aß
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two faces, one seat
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the rear of fortune
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pegasus (no text)
Regular price €29Regular priceUnit price / per

timeless classics
classic designs, curated by albert einstein's relativistic tongue
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lobotomy (funky edition)
Regular price €29Regular priceUnit price / per -
drugolingo
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always choose the bear
Regular price €29Regular priceUnit price / per -
red flag t-shirt
Regular price €29Regular priceUnit price / per -
don't peg me
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duschlampe
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all collections
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daddy poseidon
this fashion collection was daddy poseidon's last attempt at financial redemption. after...
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german trains
are you constantly late or cancelling plans last-minute with your friends? then...
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timeless classics
a timelessly timeless collection of designs able to withstand the passage of...