little hans wants you to see this:
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desperate german
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hans' naughty christmas box
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onlyhans t-shirt (LIMITED)
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passive-aggressive greeting cards
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merch
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onlyhans t-shirt (LIMITED)
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lecker bierchen
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basic bitch spritz
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books
here you can find my german cookbooks & my upcoming "desperate german" book. if you order "verzweifelt kochen" oder "verzweifelt trinken", you get a second copy of "verzweifelt kochen" for free.
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verzweifelt™ kochen – cookbook + free cookbook
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verzweifelt™ trinken – cocktailbook + free cookbook
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desperate german
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passive-aggressive greeting cards
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desperate german
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an absurd fairytale
desperate german brings a delightful twist to german fairytales, language, and culture. in this fully illustrated masterpiece, you'll follow the siblings hans & greta as they embark on a magical adventure towards the secret city of bielefeld.
classic, modern & unhinged
this book combines the absurdity of german classical fairytales with the absurdity of german modern life, showcasing the many nuances of a multifaceted magical society, from loud illegal raves to the legality of "quiet hours".
written between the lines
some people read lines. other people snort them. this book highlights them, with contextual insights and "useful phrases in german" at the end of each chapter, making it a unique blend of humour, language learning, and cultural commentary.
made with love
you've never seen a book like this. this hardcover masterpiece will be printed in austria with high-quality european paper, featuring vibrant colours, hundreds of handmade illustrations and hidden details on every single page.
✨ pre-order now ✨
if you like watching "desperate german" and "hans & greta", please consider pre-ordering this book – each and every pre-order is a huge contribution to this (and future) projects.
all pre-ordered books will be delivered before christmas.
desperate german
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