hans' naughty christmas box

were you naughty this year? then you deserve little hans' naughty christmas box! 

LIMITED TO 100 BOXES! GET YOURS NOW BEFORE IT'S SOLD OUT

• 1 signed hardcover copy of "desperate german"
  
• 1 signed copy of "verzweifelt kochen"
• 1 signed copy of "verzweifelt trinken"
• 1 FREE onlyhans t-shirt
• a FREE pack of stickers featuring hans, greta, sinderella & more
• another FREE pack of stickers with the grandmother's famous spices
• an envelope full of passive-aggressive greeting cards
• 1 christmas surprise from the grandmother
• free shipping! even to the US/canada/brazil/australia and other galaxies far far away

this box means over 50% discount on EVERYTHING you're ordering and would normally cost over 140 euro/dollars/pounds

all boxes will be shipped on the week before christmas via fedex priority and will be arriving on or before the 24th of december.